HEY EVERYONE!! STOP TELLING ME TO SHUSH AND BRING BACK "HAKUNA MATATA SUCKS"!

First of all—here’s the story:

On April 17, 2024, an anonymous internet user launched a controversial website with a single, radical goal: to wage war on talking animals. From cartoons to mascots to animated movie characters—if they could talk, they were on the list. The website, aptly named "Hakuna Matata Sucks", was a chaotic mix of rants, memes, and conspiracy theories, all explaining how talking animals were ruining entertainment for the world.

For a brief period, the site gained some traction, attracting users who shared the same mindset and others who were just curious about this bizarre online crusade. However, it didn't take long for things to take a turn. By June 2024, Google took action, shutting the site down after it violated Blogger’s policies. But the creator wasn't going to let that stop them.

The next move was to Site.pro, a lesser-known hosting service, in an effort to resurrect the site. But things didn’t go smoothly. The new site was flagged as “not secure” and faced technical issues. It quickly became clear that Site.pro wasn’t the answer. So, in August 2024, the creator made another attempt, this time moving the site to Neocities. Here, they revived it stronger than ever, adding new content, archives, screamers, and even a bizarre digital book titled "Hakuna Matata Sucks: The Untold Truth."

For a while, the site thrived. But then, in December 2024, everything went silent. The creator vanished without a trace. No goodbye. No updates. Just... silence. They left behind everything—the files, the rants, and all the remnants of their anti-talking-animal campaign.

Now, the site exists as a forgotten relic of the internet. Some say it still hides secret pages, eerie content, and unanswered questions. Others think it was just a joke that spiraled out of control. Either way, the legend of "Hakuna Matata Sucks" lives on deep in the archives of Neocities.

SO LISTEN UP! DONT BRING IT BACK!

Let’s not forget this strange chapter in internet history. EVERYONE, STOP TELLING ME TO SHUSH—the movement is far from over.